The Big Bad Wolf

"I was put on this planet for one purpose and one purpose only, to piss as many people off as I possibly can with the time I have."
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so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

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If I had children I would be fiercely protective of them and they would get quite a shock as I would tell people to fuck off.
Benedict Cumberbatch on his morals and privacy at Oz Comic Con (via watsns)

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an actual photo of me this summer


an actual photo of me this summer

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ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

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That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.

This is the best thing that has ever happened.

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gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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